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 After spending two weeks at the Ocean Institute camp, my daughter asked, “Who teaches the school of fish?” –Dayna, 6, of Tustin Ranch My son was doing his homework and started complaining that his eye hurt. I said, “Oh, you poked your eye out?” Very solemnly he replied, “No, in.” –Mathew, 7, of Santa Ana On Christmas Day last year, my 3-year-old son opened his present from Santa and, after seeing what he got, yelled, “We got this at Target!” –Tyler, 3, of Irvine My granddaughter Maya, excited that she was learning to spell names, was showing this skill to a friend of mine. She quickly blurted out the spelling of her name and that of her sister. My friend asked, “Can you spell your mommy’s name, too?” Expecting to hear her spell the name Lindsay, Maya said, “Yes. M-O-M!” –Maya, 5, Laguna Niguel Overheard in the kitchen this morning: “Daddy, can you please get me a cup out of the wishwasher?” –Kate, 4, of Placentia When my 5-year-old son was in kindergarten, he was very proud to tell his teacher that his mommy has two “titties.” When the teacher informed me of his knowledge of my breasts, I explained that we have two new “kitties” at home. –Tucker, 5, of Lake Forest The day after I got bangs cut for the first time in a really long time, I noticed my son intently studying my face and hair. After a few minutes he said, “Wow, Mom, I really like your new bangs. They really cover up the wrinkles on your forehead.” Shocked and somewhat amused, I asked him if he was trying to say that Mommy needed Botox, to which he replied, “No, I’m trying to say you need a whole lot more bangs.” –Jack, 7, of Lake Forest After our airplane was taxiing down the runway for about 20 minutes, Dayna said, “Are we at the starting line now?” –Dayna, 6, of Tustin Ranch Knowing that tomorrow was a Monday, my 4-year-old daughter asked me, “Mommy, do I go to school tomorrow?” I said, “No, honey. Tomorrow is a holiday.” Her eyes lit up and she said, “Does that mean we get to eat in the dining room?” –Samantha, 4, of Rancho Santa Margarita |
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